GRANOLA I don't want eggs, I don't want ham I don't want waffles smothered in jam Bacon and sausage I don't want em I don't want yogurt with the fruit on the bottom No cinnamon rolls I already told ya Just hand me a bowl of my bestes granola Granola in my bowl Granola on my spoon Granola in the morning Granola in my room Granola here and Granola there I would eat granola anywhere It tastes so sweet I just want more If I run out I'll go to the store I'm living with one crazy desire I'll eat granola roasted in a fire If you go to a country with no granola You'd better settle for a case of Ebola